Stories by Joe and Gabriel
Hullo Folks!
Here’s a story from Joe’s imagination, and a couple blurbs Gab added.
There will be pictures to illustrate this story…I reckon I’ll get around to it over the next few weeks, along with those Halloween pictures and hunting cartoons and pictures of Cecily….it will happen! Maybe St. Nicholas will tuck a Round-to-It in my shoes tomorrow morning ;D
At any rate, it’s a very special sort of story that only a four year old boy might tell. I don’t know where he gets all these ideas….
December 4th, 2008
Based on Tall Tales by Joseph Fraser
“There was a little deer and it climbed up our window right here where the holes are and it throwed a snowball at Sophia’s window. The window broke and glass fell on the floor and I cleaned it up. The deer walked on Sophie’s window and Sophie got a stick and said, ‘Deer, what are you doing to Aunty Fleesa’s window?’
And the deer bonked the neighbor’s tree on the other side. The tree fell down and hurt Gab and squished a bird and the bird was dead. The deer was lying on the ground because it hurt itself. I kissed Gab better and said, ‘Are you alright?’ and I held the bird in my hands and kissed it and it flew away. It flew out of Gab’s hands.
There was a dragon stepping on the deer and it was going to get the deer with a snowy white string. I stomped on the dragon and Gab did. We were both stomping on the dragon. I bonked the dragon to the tree and there was blood. It didn’t move.”
Gab interjects- “I kicked ‘nother dragon over Sophia’s side!! I kicked dragon with my boot!!”
Joe continues- “I kissed the deer on the head and it didn’t bonk anything more.”
THE END
The trailers….
Joe- “The deer went up on a BBQ- it went onto the birdie and then the birdie crashed into the tree and it goed onto the blackbird with the snowy white.”
Gab- “Dragon kicked me with my boot! I kicked dragon with my boot!”
Joe- “And then Gab spat at the dragon and throwed a toy at the dragon!”
Gab- “I throwed a rock at the dragon!”
Joe- “Yeah, Gab throwed a rock!”
Gab- “And then I stepped on him.”
Joe- “Then Gabriel wrecked his wings. Then Gab throwed a tree at the, the-”
Gab- “Dragon!!” THE END
Happy Saint Nicholas Day to everyone!
Happy 4th Birthday Magnus (Dec. 7th)
Remember to also kick back and celebrate Dec. 8th (Immaculate Conception- a holy day of obligation just about everywhere BUT Canada…)
Cheers and God Bless!
F.F. Blarmper’s Life and Times
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